It might be just me,and if it is then i make absolutely no apology for saying it, but has anyone else begun to get immensely irked by the presence of Bray Wyatt during a WWE broadcast?
I mean to the point where if your not watching live,you just skip past the cringingly over-acted Bray Wyatt backstage promos, or the majorly overstated Bray Wyatt walk to the ring.. just to get there and "blow out" the "flame" on his blatantly obvious battery powered lantern ..which he totally turns off via a switch on the side. The amount of time and attention centred around this mediocre talent is becoming really confusing to me.
But the confusion really starts when
Wyatt gets into the ring and the match begins, yea the guy is big and he can move fast {for his size}, but i don't understand why he has so much hype surrounding him, he's just not that great a wrestler.
But wait..what about his amazing gimmick of turning upside down and crawling around like a spider? isn't that worthy of all the buzz? Ehhh no, any five year old can do that, and if i wanna see a grown man behave like a 5 year old i'll just log in to the WWE Network and watch old videos of Eugene.
But a Bray Wyatt promo..when its just him backstage.. somewhere with a camera..probably in a dark room with his lying lantern on, just feeding us some long drawn out drool worthy speech about who knows what, well that's when i get really annoyed.Because For someone like Bray Wyatt.. who partakes in so few matches, he really talks ALOT of himself,Tryna make it cool to be crazy.And who is he trying to be anyway? Undertaker? Mankind? Kane? A mix of everyone? Because he's coming across more like a 35 year old crack headed version of Eric Cartman than a believable wrestler.
Its a bit too much to take,because i really do try to do my best to "suspend belief" as much as possible when watching wrestling (as ya do) but this guy just seems to come out of the screen to slap me across the face and say "Hey douche..this is all fake so stop tryna make sense of it".
We all know that the intention in WWE is to keep putting Wyatt over until his rumoured match vs undertaker at WM32, and i get that, but he isn't getting very "over" by sitting out the back tryna be WWEs answer to meryl streep, somebody just give the man an oscar and let him get over himself because at this rate ,if he continues to command 3 segments on one show without even gracing the inside of the ring, then he will be on par with the undertaker, but only in respect of how many matches he actually has in the course of a year, which means we will be treated to 2 guys in a match at Wrestlemania who would have just spent weeks acting the socks off each other.. but neither of which will have brought any stamina or conditioning to the plate, so get set for a lot of heavy breathing and 2 big men lying down in synchronized fashion at every available opportunity just to catch a breath ,and all for your entertainment, because this match wont be about who is the best in the ring, but it will be about which of the 2 guys portrayed themselves as the most sadistic,twisted,evil and unforgiving character, and somehow.. a 1..2..3 count on the mat will give us that answer??
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